mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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