I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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