so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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