Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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