...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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