my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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