I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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