Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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