a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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