help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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