Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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