so explain again why im purple
no
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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