if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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