BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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