Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
