cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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