I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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