you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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