im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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