I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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