You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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