Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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