Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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