He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
