have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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