I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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