There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
we should paint friendship bongs
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