Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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