I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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