can u get pink eye on your cock?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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