Are we in a gay sports bar?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
How external is "for external use only"?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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