wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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