Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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