THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
