and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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