420 ftw
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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