Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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