Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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