If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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