i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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