If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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