I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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