woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
is it fun? or sober?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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