it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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