Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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