Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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