They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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