so that wasnt chicken after all
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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