is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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