yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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