He kissed a someone with a penis
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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