Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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