The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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