Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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